wat have u, son?

so mi madre and i was invited to her friend's vacation house up in new hampshire two weekends ago. apparently her friend recently married this british jewish guy who's loaded. he was really nice except he was a horrible driver. i got scared that going 90 on 55 traffic for 5 hours straight. i dint say anything because i knew we weren't going to die. ma mere got car sick though. we stopped some dunkin donuts somewhere in connecticut where she threw up. we got to the mansion really late so we went straight to bed which dint give me a chance to see the whole house. but when i did the next morning, i was like holy cchit this house is massive. its 3 floors, 10 bedrooms, a  theater, a media room, a pool table room, three living rooms, 5 bathrooms i think, and lovely artwork everywhere. it was so massive it looked like a friggin museum and so i got inspired. took some pics of the artwork which was done by the previous owner of the house. the house was located right by a huge ass lake called lake winniepeakgue or some shyt like and since it was frozen, there were little huts, really sheds, all over the lake. uncle dave said people carve a hole in the ice and go fishin in those little huts. neat. huh? must do in my lifetime. at night we had barbeque and i tried swordfish for the first time. i dint like it. along with dinner, we had an interesting discussion from politics to the couple debating whether dave's daughter did acid or not...i personally think she did. i dont know. im just guessing. anyways....the whole retarded thing about this huge house is that theres only two of them living there and they are not expecting to have kids. hmmm...drive back was horrible as was before.